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Weather in Greece The weather is sunny and warm with very little rain in the summer, while it is wetter and cooler during spring and autumn. oz. It's dark in here. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. You're making the other women look really bad.You look like my third wife. Harry Potter Pick Up Lines Computer Geek Pick Up Lines Christian Pick Up Lines Tinder Pick Up Lines Clean, Corny and Cheesy Jokes Funny Quotes and One-Liners Blonde Jokes Chemistry Jokes Clean, Cheesy Knock Knock Jokes. Please call an ambulance, your beauty is killing me. Most people like to watch the Superbowl cuz it only happens once a year, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime. Because I Donut want to spend another day without you. Are you an omelette? Can I have yours? You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb. Can I hit you in the face... with my lips? Hey, don't frown. Are you Mexican? 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I would take you to the movies, but they don’t allow snacks. Can I have your Instagram? Twice.You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.You should be someone's wife.Were you in Boy Scouts? I've already fallen for you. I want to tell my friends I was touched by an Angel. [No] Well then, please start.I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.I'm new in town. Hi, my name is Doug. I sneezed because God blessed me with you. Hey, baby, you're so beautiful you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name? When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you. Do you have the time? In Greek legend she was a fast-footed maiden who refused to marry anyone who could not beat her in a race. Do you have a name or can I call you mine? Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name? No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes. Cause it takes two gods to make a goddess. Do you have a Band-Aid? If you leave with a "thank you" and a smile, you did good. Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"? I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness. I'll be your man. I didn't know that angels could fly so low! You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily". Does your father sell diamonds? Do you have a map? If you were a booger I'd pick you first. Call me Shrek because I'm head ogre heels for you! While they read, they become better able to differentiate between good and evil. Hey baby. I don't know you, but I think I love you already. You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts. That's it. Were you arrested earlier? Hello. He must have been to make a princess like you. Cause I’m loving it! Is your name Dunkin? I think you're absolutely gorgeous! Boyfriend material. Do you have a map? [Point to biceps] Lifting children out of poverty. [No, why?] Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill. Do you like Nintendo? Hey, how did you do that? You must be an essential textbook passage because seeing you is the highlight of my day. I have had a terrible day, and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. 'Cause you are as hot as hell.If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...Do you have any sunscreen? (What?) I should call you Google because you have everything I’m looking for. I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness. Keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold! They are simply used to make them smile. If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine. Funny Quotes and One-Liners "Be unique and different, say yes.Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. Are you a parking ticket? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. When God made you, he was showing off. Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track. Could you please step away from the bar? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet. Students love reading stories about heroes, battles and action. Because even when it's dark, you still seem to shine. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? Could you give me directions to your apartment?If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.What time do you have to be back in heaven?Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire. If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Are you a 45 degree angle? Interesting Greek Mythology Trivia Facts. 'Cause you are burning me up! She was eventually defeated by Hippomenes, who dropped three golden apples during the race causing her to stop to pick them up. There isn’t a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are. You’re so attractive that my phone gets hot just from talking to you. Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you! [No] Well, then, please start. Are you made of grapes? Because green eggs and... damn! Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT! I thought that's where angels belonged. Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you. Because you’ve got a finely tuned body! Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless. Did you invent the airplane? ', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'? I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that. Because you are glowing! Apparently, none of them has ever been in your arms. My parents said I should follow my dreams. Our high-quality Alpha Phi Alpha paraphernalia is designed to show off your Greek spirit while attracting new members and helping your favorite organization grow. Cause you have a pretty sweet butt. I think not. Blonde Jokes Is your name Ariel? My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in. Because I'd like to jump you. I can practically see myself in them. Are you a Snickers bar? Agamemnon begins with a Watchman on duty on the roof of the palace at Argos, waiting for a signal announcing the fall of Troy to the Greek armies. Babe! Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you. You look cold. Because heaven is a long way from here. And then I met you. [Why?] Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over. Is your name "swiffer"? You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire. Is your last name Gillette? Can I borrow a kiss? Do you have a map? Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?What's that on your face? Are you my phone charger? What’s your number? To your heart. I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice. Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit! Are you African? Are you an orphanage? Is your dad a drug dealer? Well, here I am. Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me. Because you're hot! Are you made of grapes? If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Are you my Appendix? You look cold. cherry-pick is a merge, of the diffs from your cherry-pick's parent to the cherry-pick, with the diffs from your cherry-pick's parent to your checked-out tip. I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better. [how many time have you been married?] Copyright 2021 , PUA Training Ltd - all rights reserved. I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. Do you remember me? The Sirens appear in Greek’s oldest works of literature. I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Because you’re so beautiful, it’s blinding me. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard. I love you like a pig loves not being bacon. And baby, I'm lost at sea.You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Because Wii would look good together. Are you the moon? You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you. I know where they give out free drinks... it’s a place called “My House”! Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite. Because heaven is a long way from here. Oh, must just be beauty. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms. Because you're the answer to all my prayers. I'm single. Are you religious? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Because I just found the treasure I've been searching for! Hey, it's not coming off! Cause you're a-Dora-ble!I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet. Do you know karate? Is your father Little Caesar? Did you die recently? Cause I see you in my future! I’m feeling a little bit off today, but you definitely turned me on. Girl, you’re like Mastercard - absolutely priceless. MY JAW! You look beautiful today, just like every other day. Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart. "Is your body from McDonald's? There's only one thing I want to change about you, and that's your last name. Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part. Is your nickname Chapstick? Cause you are hot and I want s'more. Do you have the time? Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married? Did you just come out of the oven? Cause you're a knockout! I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Classical mythology is sometimes referred to as "Greek Mythology" by people who don't think the Romans contributed much or take the two mythologies … Greek mythology books (retellings, translations, and commentary) continue to be some of my favorite reads. I was so content with my life, and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? [Holds out hand] Hey, I’m going for a walk. Let's make like the Olympic rings and hook up later. Were you arrested earlier? You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy. I'm not actually this tall. Greek has been spoken in the Balkan peninsula since around the 3rd millennium BC, or possibly earlier. Do you live in a cornfield, cause I'm stalking you. Right? Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature. Oh... you just look hot to me. Barbarigou grew up on the island of Paros, which sits in the Aegean between Santorini and Mykonos. Even if you had 0 followers, I’d follow you anywhere. oz. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. Because you just abducted my heart. 'Cause you've got fine written all over you. Girl, you’re like Mastercard - absolutely priceless. This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine. 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